March 2012
“You want a job, a vacation, health insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp...”
– Ryan O’Connell, What 20-Somethings Want (via colporteur)
“why do people quote me all the time when they don’t even read my shit lmao rude...”
– Sylvia Plath (via voldy92)
February 2012
It's Extra Magic Bonus Happy Leap Year Day!
neil-gaiman:
Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner.
It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off while the food is being served and then suddenly scribbling something down on a scrap...
wenbys:
gigglemonster / living-death:
Daniel...
thefundamentals:
Life’s too short to even care...
theplainwren:
Merry Happy - Kate Nash
yeah you...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
misswallflower:
“Don’t have too many friends,...
“I was very bad student. I was stupid. And now, I’m stupid…. BUT, I have an...”
– Jean Perfection Dujardin (via hipster-sandwich)
gustdair:
ITJS JUST SO FUNNY HER HAIR GETS STUCK IN HIS HAIR
BECAUSE OF THE GEL
iM SOBIMG
“the same night whitening the same trees
we, of that time, are no longer the...”
– Pablo Neruda (via thechocolatebrigade)