Here is my life plan. I’m going to become a showrunner and I’m going to fill my writers room with really cute dogs who sit around a table in swivel chairs and in front of laptops. They will all wear glasses. I’ll say things like “Dog, how’s Act 3 coming?” or “Dog, is this a realistic line of dialogue?” and I’ll sit in the middle of all of them drinking wine and writing a sitcom that lasts eleven years but never gets stale and I’ll be the queen of television and the queen of dogs.
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